Sunday, November 20, 2005
The 7th Floor Crew!
So as my blog name suggests, I'm a huge Metallica fan. My favorite genre of music is definitely heavy metal, followed by hard rock and punk.
But it wasn't always like that. When I was growing up I actually only listed to west-coast rap and R&B. As in I had most of the CD's of NWA, Ice Cube, Snoop, Dr. Dre, Tupac, Too Short, E-40, The Click, RBL Posse, etc.
And every now an then, I'll listen to some rap, and boy is it good times. Now here's the thing about rap, its either really fun / humorous music, OR extremely offensive. As in if you're well grounded, who doesn't like a song about slanging dope, lighting up the chronic, and just str8 up pimpin' mad ho's? But if you have a stick up your ass, then you're just going to call this the most distasteful noise ever and will be donating money to the Pat Buchanan censor America fund.
With that I present to you the 7th Floor Crew. To those who missed the headlines
click here to hear the song:
Here's the very catchy chorus line
"If yo ho only know / that she was getting fucked on the 7th flo
If that bitch only knew /that she was getting mutted by the whole damn crew / what would she do?"
As the chorus portends, the song involves sex. And for those who need a visual, I would suggest going to my best friend's website: www.wantedlist.com, which is basically the best online DVD rental site, and looking up the genres "Black" and "Gangbang".
After a couple of listens to the 7th Floor Crew, I now have a slightly better idea of the members of this group of train conductors.
Marvelous: Has a great smile
T-Good: a plumber; advocates safe sex. Wears #52.
Big-Nick: Lives in 704; likes Greygoose
Lil Nuke: Enjoys giving facials
Dub-C: Lives in the penthouse suite; aka Thundercat
T-Bup: Doesn't care for Greygoose; likes gin instead, has a Ford Thunderbird
G-Reg: has encounters with angry pirates*; probably the best rapper of the crew
Big-Beast: Another advocate of safe sex; is a good teammate
Holla May: Gives women who work at McDonalds just as much respect as any other women.
Good times.
* See www.urbandictionary.com for the reference.
But it wasn't always like that. When I was growing up I actually only listed to west-coast rap and R&B. As in I had most of the CD's of NWA, Ice Cube, Snoop, Dr. Dre, Tupac, Too Short, E-40, The Click, RBL Posse, etc.
And every now an then, I'll listen to some rap, and boy is it good times. Now here's the thing about rap, its either really fun / humorous music, OR extremely offensive. As in if you're well grounded, who doesn't like a song about slanging dope, lighting up the chronic, and just str8 up pimpin' mad ho's? But if you have a stick up your ass, then you're just going to call this the most distasteful noise ever and will be donating money to the Pat Buchanan censor America fund.
With that I present to you the 7th Floor Crew. To those who missed the headlines
click here to hear the song:
Here's the very catchy chorus line
"If yo ho only know / that she was getting fucked on the 7th flo
If that bitch only knew /that she was getting mutted by the whole damn crew / what would she do?"
As the chorus portends, the song involves sex. And for those who need a visual, I would suggest going to my best friend's website: www.wantedlist.com, which is basically the best online DVD rental site, and looking up the genres "Black" and "Gangbang".
After a couple of listens to the 7th Floor Crew, I now have a slightly better idea of the members of this group of train conductors.
Marvelous: Has a great smile
T-Good: a plumber; advocates safe sex. Wears #52.
Big-Nick: Lives in 704; likes Greygoose
Lil Nuke: Enjoys giving facials
Dub-C: Lives in the penthouse suite; aka Thundercat
T-Bup: Doesn't care for Greygoose; likes gin instead, has a Ford Thunderbird
G-Reg: has encounters with angry pirates*; probably the best rapper of the crew
Big-Beast: Another advocate of safe sex; is a good teammate
Holla May: Gives women who work at McDonalds just as much respect as any other women.
Good times.
* See www.urbandictionary.com for the reference.
