Monday, January 02, 2006
The Year 2005
Well with 2006 now here, I decided to list some of the best things in 2005.
Movies:
1. The 40-year-old virgin. I just want to touch something smooth right now, like a bag of sand.
2. Wedding Crashers. But damn, we lost a lot of good men in that movie.
Concerts:
1. Audioslave (at the Bill Graham Center). They played old Temple of the Dog, Soundgarden, and Rage against the Machine songs. "Killing in the Name of" - friggin awesome.
2. Velvet Revolver (at the Bill Graham Center). They only had one album, but they also threw in a couple Stone Templet Pilots songs and Guns N' Roses song. Slash rules!
3. Rolling Stones / Metallica. Ok, having to see Metallica perform in front of half-empty crowd was sad. The Stones put on a good show, and it was just straight comedy everytime the camera was zoomed in on Keith Richards, who was just smoking a cigarrette while the rest of his bad members are busting their asses.
Sporting Events:
1. Being at the Cal-Stanford Big Game, and the crowd chanting U-C-Davis, everytime their defense got backed up into our endzone. For those that didn't know, Stanford lost to I-AA UC Davis.
2. The NHL strike. In fact, I think all strikes are fun. That's when you get to really see who really has no life without sports.
TV Shows:
1. The Mind of Mencia. Dee dee dee!
Internet Porn Site:
1. The one with your mom getting fucked by a horse. Ok, that was inappropriate. I'm sorry. Yo Mama.
Best nickname:
1. Our buddy Gary Lee who's first name initial + last name of G. Lee has now became Gigli. Don't worry, Gigli, you and Ben Affleck will rise to stardom again one day.
Best stunt:
1. 107.7 The Bone's Lamont and Tonelli making Sully pee on an electic fence.
2. 107.7 The Bone's Lamong and Tonelli giving Sully a forklift wedgie.
Best line:
"Adam Corolla - stick to the radio. You look like Pete Sampras... with down syndrome" - some comedian on the Pam Anderson roast
Movies:
1. The 40-year-old virgin. I just want to touch something smooth right now, like a bag of sand.
2. Wedding Crashers. But damn, we lost a lot of good men in that movie.
Concerts:
1. Audioslave (at the Bill Graham Center). They played old Temple of the Dog, Soundgarden, and Rage against the Machine songs. "Killing in the Name of" - friggin awesome.
2. Velvet Revolver (at the Bill Graham Center). They only had one album, but they also threw in a couple Stone Templet Pilots songs and Guns N' Roses song. Slash rules!
3. Rolling Stones / Metallica. Ok, having to see Metallica perform in front of half-empty crowd was sad. The Stones put on a good show, and it was just straight comedy everytime the camera was zoomed in on Keith Richards, who was just smoking a cigarrette while the rest of his bad members are busting their asses.
Sporting Events:
1. Being at the Cal-Stanford Big Game, and the crowd chanting U-C-Davis, everytime their defense got backed up into our endzone. For those that didn't know, Stanford lost to I-AA UC Davis.
2. The NHL strike. In fact, I think all strikes are fun. That's when you get to really see who really has no life without sports.
TV Shows:
1. The Mind of Mencia. Dee dee dee!
Internet Porn Site:
1. The one with your mom getting fucked by a horse. Ok, that was inappropriate. I'm sorry. Yo Mama.
Best nickname:
1. Our buddy Gary Lee who's first name initial + last name of G. Lee has now became Gigli. Don't worry, Gigli, you and Ben Affleck will rise to stardom again one day.
Best stunt:
1. 107.7 The Bone's Lamont and Tonelli making Sully pee on an electic fence.
2. 107.7 The Bone's Lamong and Tonelli giving Sully a forklift wedgie.
Best line:
"Adam Corolla - stick to the radio. You look like Pete Sampras... with down syndrome" - some comedian on the Pam Anderson roast
